Tuesday, December 21, 2010

If You Don't Know How To BS Correctly, You Won't Make It Far In Life

What?  It's true.  At some point or another you're going to have to do it.  Whether it's in school, where you've just been told you have to write 10 pages about something you couldn't care less about (and can't find enough information about to fill more than 5 pages about), or in the grown-up world where occasionally you just need to fill a silence or move a conversation forward.  I'm proud to say that my son, a mere seven years old, and only in the 2nd grade, is well on his way to becoming a champion BS-er.  Come on, everyone remembers writing papers or paragraphs like this at least ten times in the course or their education:

"I have learned that you have to know how to weigh to ballence.  If you do not know how to weigh you can't ballence.  You have to have stringth to ballence your self.  If you are not able to ballence you do not have streanght.  If you have no streanght you can't ballence."

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